MEANWHILE, AT WARNER BROS. HEADQUARTERS…
Studio Head: “Who can we cast as Batman? Christian Bale has Christian Bailed on us.”
Writer: “Uhhh who was nominated for an Oscar last year?”
Studio Head: “Jennifer Lawrence. Can Jennifer Lawrence be Batman?”
Writer: ”She’s already working on a Marvel movie. Also, she’s a woman.”
Studio Head: "What about Bradley Cooper?"
Writer: "Marvel Movie. Probably. As a Raccoon."
Studio Head: "Hugh Jackman?"
Writer: ”You’re not even trying anymore.”
Studio Head: "What about that Argo guy?"
Writer: “Well, he WAS in a Marvel Movie, but it flopped and most people have forgotten by now. “
Studio Head: “Him. I pick him. Meeting adjourned.”
I have had this stuck in my head all day.
A bandit the size of a tangerine.
You know, for being a super hero, Batman sure lets a lot of people die.
Here’s a poster for Arkham Asylum, the prison/mental hospital that houses (at one time or another) all of Batman’s major foes.
Named for the mother of the man who built it. He later went crazy and spent the rest of his days as a patient of his own hospital.
I swear there’s something in Gotham’s water (that the Joker didn’t already put there) that makes everyone go crazy at some point or another.
Get as a print here
This is what I did instead of sleeping for some reason.
HA. Batman playing Guess Who.
I really should print this out and post it above my computer, but I keep procrastinating on doing that.
Batgirl is a white. There are many whites in the world.
i think i went too far with this one
If Abed is Batman now, does that make Dean Pelton a tranny Two-Face?
My history class was cancelled today, so this is what I did while waiting for my next class.
I told you, Harley Quinn is fun to draw. I can’t stop. Someone stop me!
She’s a lot of fun to draw.